I am your father.
Like derr... you told me this on Friday.
Oh... isn't this Robert Mills?
No. This is Billy.
Nevermind. Bye son.
Hi there Billy. This is Andrew Denton. Would you like to be on my show?
Sure. But I'm hardly famous. Aaron's blog doesn't exactly have that big an audience...
True, but your dad is Tony Abbott.
Oh yeah... I have a few words I'd like to say about daddy. Do you guys censor out bad language?
Nah. We're on at 9.30pm.
We need you at the Sydney studio next Tuesday at 5pm.
We can't fly you here though. Cut backs.
I'll ask dad for some money and I'll see you up there. Looking forward to it - you're a great interviewer.
Thanks Billy. See you then. Bye.
What can I help you with today?
What do you want? You rang me.
Sorry, I don't understand what you're trying to say. Which IKEA product do you want to know about?
Sorry, I don't understa...
Listen, I don't want to know about any IKEA products...
No Billy, it's me Colin Barnett.
Oh. Crappy result for you on Saturday wasn't it?
Indeed. You wanna become leader of the WA Libs?
Ugh... aren't there any sitting Libs who can become leader?
Nope. They're more incompetent than I am. We need someone with a high profile like you. You can take us out of the wilderness...
Sure. I guess. Can I make up my own policies?
They'll be happy to have you and they'll let you do anything.
Cool. Count me in. I'm free after next Tuesday.
We'll be in touch then. Bye.
This will be cool.
IKEA has a huge range of affordable products for your home and office...
Argh! Go eat shit.
Directing you to dining tables now...